so first off, before I forget, happy Father's Day to my Dad. or as we call him in our house, Ba, Babaloo, Papa Ko, Bank Teller or when he's in trouble, VINCE!!! hope you're having a good one, even though your two offspring aren't there to celebrate with you. We'll see you next weekend in Seattle!
now, I don't usually blog while I'm at work but this was one I couldn't wait to put down for the record books. Sometimes I just wonder about people.
So I'm in my last 20 minutes of hell here at work, and a guy comes up to the counter asking about vitamins. He asks which is better, Centrum (a general adult vitamin) or a Men's vitamin (formulated specifically for men, duh). So I tell him in my professional pharmacist voice what the difference is and he asks which one is better. Again I redefine each one and tell him that either one is fine, but if he's looking for something more for men to go with one over the other.
his next question is the kicker.
he asks what defines you as a man.
now, I do give him the professional pharmacist answer, which in this case has something to do with age and such. but you know that's not the answer I wanted to give him.
my real answer? the one I really wanted to give?
if there's a penis in between your legs, that's what defines you as a man.
and penis isn't really the word I was thinking.